Toys just aren't what they used to be

Today, while sitting with ben at a car dealership, waiting for the guys to finish changing hte oil, I saw a commercial for the following babie:

http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Forever-Doll-Tanner/dp/B000ELIXA4


basically, its barbie with a dog that can crap, and babie can pick up the crap and throw it away. barbies friebd has a cat that pees in a litter box. My first babrie was all american babrie: She wore pink and blue and came with littleweights. basically, it was aerobic babrie, adn her frineds did sports of some kind. That was 1990. Now, 13 years later, babrie comes with a dog and magnetic crap. Who knew.


And then there's teh lsit of degenerate babrie:

http://web.mit.edu/voodoo/www/is764/barbie.html

http://www.area51newmexico.com/barbie.php


Whiel telling a co-worker about pooper scopping babrie, she started to talk about the ghetto version of Monopoly: Ghettopoly. Sure enough, tehre is one....freakin' hilarious.....

http://www.collectorsparadise.com/ghstprfeboga.html