A little hotline sense of humor for you...

" She wasnt hitting him like you would hit a child. She was hitting him like you would hit an adult."///

"The ftaher isnt hom eyet. I mean, we rent to him, and we used to be ex foster parents, my husband and i. And weve nver done drugs of anything. And we're remodling our home right now, and he let out poodle out teh door................

(5 nminutes later they pause fo rbreath). " ok, ma'am, so why are you calling us tonight?" (thats me)

" The father is home yet. And this boy is 8 years old and hes never had a batnhrobe in his life. And we're remodling the home........................////

A screener calls a police department to have a well being check done on a family. The officer who answers sounds as if he ssulking. "yes, could we have a weel being check performed?" "Ok" (s till sulking.) The screener then says " How would you like to ______ trailer park?" " ALL RIGHT!! says the officer joyfully.//


And on the flip side, a nanny called from a very affluent town ( its one of those towns your would say with a snooty english accent). She claims that the family locked teh kids in teh basement. It later comes out that the basementr is in fact a kitchen, and the family's home used ot be a country club. How sthad for them...////

"The home is in shambles. the salt and pepper shakers are on the floor.." "Stop! Stop teh report! thats it, send out teh workers now, ive hear enough."